So Paris Hilton is maybe gonna be on Celebrity Big Brother... oh well what fun that will be. Do you think she'll do like Chantelle and pretend to be a pop star when she's actually a nobody? Or maybe she'll drive up to the Big Brother house drunk. Or crawl into one of the other contestants beds so she can sell the video and make even more money???

Apparently it's been scrapped: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6962065.s-tm