Calling all low fat food queens

Do you have a fridge full of fat free yoghurts and Diet Coke, but you've still got your muffin top? I'm a former serial yo-yo dieter (up and down by 3 stone) and journalist. I now write about health (been there, done that, bought the XXXL tee-shirt you might say) and am a trained nutritional therapist/hypnotherapist. I am looking for a diet food queen to test out a new weight loss plan (nothing too weird or foul-tasting, I promise) for an article in a glossy magazine. You'll get free one-to-one nutritional therapy and hypnosis and plenty of support. Go, on, let me help you lose that muffin top for good. Phone me on 020 7704 0696.