Thought I would share some:

Not so complimentory " You are at the fat stage arn't you"

When sat slobing on the sofa crossed legged belly hanging out " Pregnacy suits you " bless!

Any one else had any corkers?

He grabbed my back the other day (which, admittedly has got fatter) and said, "Is your back having a baby too!" Then looked at me all innocent....cheek!

Hi.

Had to laugh when reading these posts, guess it's a good job pregnancy doesnt destroy our sense of humour totally, otherwise a few of us could be done for assault!

I work at a pre-school and when i let in all the parents to pick up their children, one shouted out
" Move put the way everyone, wide load coming through! "

I had one from a colleague....Was it planned???

Does she really need to know this info?? Oh and are you happy???

And you look big for 15 weeks!!! Even when this lady had never set eyes upon me before so how does even know what size I was pre preggars?

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH.....

my partner said to me a few months back, "i dont like that top it makes you look pregnant" .........i was about 20+ weeks

Thought the vehicle reversing one was hysterical lol

I'm not big yet but I said to my partner 'will you still fancy me when I'm fat?' and he said 'don't you mean fat-ter..'. Bloody cheek! I wouldn't mind, I'm only a size 10-12, cheeky sod !

oh i did laugh readin these posts!!

Thinking i dont think i have really had any lines apart from being called a "baby beached whale!!"

oh actually i was walking through town one day and was complaining my knees were hurting and he turned round and said "your not the only person who has been pregnant you know" of corse he got the look of thunder from my face. He felt dead guilty when i got home and showed him how swollen my knees were!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loved the title of this post when I saw it!

I'm 31+5 and the only gem my partner has uttered so far is 'wow, can't believe you EVER used to fit in THOSE jeans!' (looking at my pre-pregnancy clothes).

My brother in law, however, told my sister during her labour (in a bored voice) "for god's sake just push".

And they're still married! lol

my boyfriend said to me...while in mid contraction and shouting that i can't do this anymore, that I was "only in labour, women do it every day"!!! I was holding onto a chair for support, so instead of thumping him, i turned to him and spat in his face!!

If I ask my hubbie to help me get up, he starts the 'beep, beep, beep, beep' winch/reversing noise. He thinks its hilarious.
Other than that he's been so sweet, he loves the bump apparently.
K.x

My partner was laying on the sofa the other night,so i thought i would get on my hands and knees and crawl suductively over to him and give him a kiss.After which i asked him if he wanted me to go out the way i came in,to which he replied " yeah as long as you back out".It's just as well i can take a joke,lol.

He has also aked me if my belly is big because i'm pregnant or putting weight on!